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pest-POSTEN har fått et innlegg, via Ingvild Nordøy på RH, som definitivt fikk det til å rykke i
munnvikene både hos henne og i redaksjonen.
Forfatterne er gode intensivister på Lillehammer som har latt seg inspirere av verdenspolitikken.
De har ingen ting i mot at dette manifestet publiseres i vårt medlemsblad - snarere tvert imot; på
forespørsel til forfatterne, fikk kom følgende respons: pest- POSTEN – it`s HUGE!

Forfatterne er Anders Rasmussen og Live Kummen, Sykehuset Innlandet, Lillehammer.

SEPSIS FIRST!

We are going to deliver the best fluid therapy for
patients …. You can inject it… you can drink
it…you can grab it where ever you want….
They tried fluid therapy at Rikshospitalet….they
couldn’t do it…total scumbags…

We have the best quickSOFA scores ….no one
has as high qSOFA scores as we do….you can
even see it from the moon…trust me …it`s
totally true…amazing.

We have the funniest pediatricians with their
RS-virus to make fun of….its not even real
sepsis …they come from the department of silly
diseases….it`s true.

People tell us ….Very important people… that
From this day forward, its going to be only we have MEWS - the best sepsis diagnostic tool
SEPSIS First….Sepsis first…. in the world … its just unbelievable….tell your
relatives to get admitted here…its amazing….
all other conditions are just totally fake…
arthritis total failure…..myocardial infarction is GOD BLESS Lilyhammer.... and the best
for loosers and scumbags…Sepsis First ….its intensivists ever.... it’s true! (red. anm)
gonna be amazing, You’ll love it….its true.

We’ve got the best antibiotics in the entire world
... It’s true, no one has antibiotics as great as we
do….
All other hospitals tried ….couldn’t do it
….. They’ve tried in Gjøvik….total disaster
…….Lillehammer….it’s not even real
antibiotics…..it’s FAKE…. It’s true
We are going to make Sepsis great again…..
We are going to build a great, great wall against
pneumococci ….No one builds walls as great as
we do…. the best part is we are going to make
the orthopedics pay for it…..believe me they
will in some form or another….